Could’ve been f-close
This week I took couple of days off from office, and back to my hometown. Heck why not. She’s a perfect training material and we’re still in contact all these times through facebook. She heard that I’m in town and ask up for meet. Em… kind of pushy. I can sense she’s rather eager to meet up with me.
So well, we meet up at some cafe… and she’s def not a 7 anymore. She gained weight… eugh. But whatever. I don’t want to waste this chance anyway. She told me she’s currently in relationship and “strictly” saying that we’re “just friend”. Lol.
First thing I went through her is the cold read number game. It’s Mystery’s ESP number game but I added some cold read bullshits when the number missed. She kind of paying attention to it. Then I tested one of “The Layguide” technique. Making her really horny by asking her how her dream man would look like.
And… holy crap. It fucking works! She was like giggling and yet unconciously covering her vagina with one of her arm. Later on I got armslap and pinches. Looks like strictly “just friend” still on the rule here.
I told her the place isn’t my type (the cafe). I hate cafe concepts. I told her blatantly the place is boring and she don’t know how to have fun. I told her to go to a club with me and she agreed.
Later on while we’re walking to the parking area she started to talk about her boyfriend and she talk about marrying him soon… sometime at December. Thanks to BF destroyer technique. I play along and praise her boyfriend with something like :
“oh he must be realllly nice… I bet he is the type of BF that would wait for you while you’re out at night having fun like this”
“yea he’s like having this verrrry straight life, he don’t drink, smoke, go to the club or anything like that”
“So how does he have fun actually”
“He’s a gamer… he just bought xbox 360”
“Oh really? So I guess sometimes later I can play some match with him on the xbox”
I was kind of trying to get value from her boyfriend by stating that I’m not afraid of his presence. But she’s taking it too seriously.
“Yeah that’s kind of a good idea. You guys could be friends and hangout with each other”
“But lately I don’t play games too much. I had another kind of hobby lately. I started to build interest on psychology. I love to read books and meet new people every time” and smiled to her warmly.
Bang. I think that kind of hit her. Not much, but… kind of enough for a starter.
Then she went suspecting me and “draw the line”
“you’re not going to do anything to me are you?”
“Why would I? Unless you’re asking me. I won’t ask you. I know that you had a boyfriend and you’re getting married soon”
“Whatever your attempt, it won’t happen. I hope you understand”
“Yeah I understand” And I smiled.
After arriving at the club, there’re already strippers on the stage. This is where I started to get the idea women has bigger chance and tendencies of being homosexual than men. She laughed and said “you’re nuts taking me to this kind of place”
“I swear I don’t know, because last time I went here there’re no such thing anymore” It was true. This was my favorite spot for field training on earlier days… because if I failed at least I can still watch the strippers lol. Later the dancers stop showing said that now striptease was banned. But well, the dances just makes her hornier. What I read is that women enjoy lesbian shows and other women’s body, and yes it’s true. Lol.
So later on I escalate her , holding on her hips and arms. Slowly I pulled her to me and later on I ended up hugging her. The theories works. I touch every sensitive parts of her bodies. And she didn’t refuse at all. I bite and licked her ears and breathing on her neck. She shivered. I can tell from her skin.
I told her “If you want a kiss… I’ll give you a chance. And this will be your last. I won’t ask you anymore”. She went laughing and push my forehead playfully and said “you’re being over-confident”. Thanks to Matador’s technique, I get an eskimo kiss from her. I also lifted her up, and she went crazy with it.
She slowly becoming wild and wilder and she started to rub my sensitive parts. Biting my ears and my chest. Sometimes she leans on my chest and I just rub her hair. I remembered aswell, two steps forward, one step back. Sometimes I just leave her dancing and I went sit and smoke. We went crazy and hop onto the bar table and danced there. She pulled my arms and hugged me again. She’s reallly fucking horny that nite.
I backfire her on her every words. Like there will be nothing happen, there will be no sex and we won’t be a good match. Stuffs like that. Everything she brought up on me earlier. And what hits her she asked me does her boyfriend really love her. How would I know?
She started to blurt out her BF’s bad characters and habit… and specially his… mustache ROFLMAO. She said she hate mustache very much. I just told her “well you can tell him to shave” hahaha. She insisted all the time that she’s dissapointed with her BF that nite. Chick logic now becomes more apparent to me.
Although we pay for our own drinks… and she asked for more drinks, but I just smiled and tell her “enough”. I told all the staffs there not to give her any more drinks. I look at her like a father to a 9 year old girl asking for a barbie doll. I said “no” over and over again. She pinched my cheek really hard and it hurts like shit and I went unaffected by it, keep looking at her spoiled eyes and smile.
Later that night she just sleeping on my chest then I told her we should go home. On our way to my bike she asked to stop and asked us to just sit for awhile. Okay. Then I listen to her complaints and stuffs about her lifes for a moment. But I cut her somewhere and pull her off the chair and told her “It’s not good talking about these kind of stuffs. It’ll just sunk you deeper into the abyss. Let’s just go home”.
So we went back. Somewhere on the road she asked me to find a hotel so she can “rest” for an hour or two. Holy shit. So… this is it. But I can’t find any that rent a room for hourly. Fark. I don’t prepare anything for this night.
Whatever. I took her back to her dorm… and she actually invited me in. But the owner don’t allow it. So we kissed goodbye on cheecks. Lol. What? No french kiss, no lips to lips kiss… but she’s asking me to stay at the hotel with her? Yeah right. She really does have integrity. Lol. The very fundamental proof of chick logic.
It was a blast. I had real fun. I shouldn’t stick around on her too long tho. I could’ve sargethe whole club with her as my pivot.
Lessons learned :
- persistence
- chick logic
- don’t give any shit about what her saying
- sexual kino escalation
Sweet 16 sweden (omegle)
Stranger: hey xD
You: hi… do you think men should shave their legs or not?
Stranger: eh… no, they shouldn’t
Stranger: xD
Stranger: kind of wierd i they did…
You: so you prefer men to be hairy and all that stuff o.0
Stranger: hahah xD
Stranger: eh…
Stranger: tehy can be hairy on their legs
Stranger: but… mayby not on the back… and the chest…
You: see I have this debate with a girl friend of mine… I don’t think shaving my legs is a good idea aswell… but she said men would kind of look more “gentlemen”-ish with clean, shiny legs
You: perhaps in the victorian age when men use makeups that would fit o.0 hahah
Stranger: it’s natural to be hairy xD
Stranger: hahah xD
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but… not to be… prejudice? it’s kind of “gay”
You: yes it is but she insisted it’s more gentlemen-ish
You: anyway what’s your name?
Stranger: my name is *** xD kind of odd name…
Stranger: whats yours?
You: odd? kind of unique to me :)
You: mine is ***
You: got a game
You: think of a number 1-5, don’t type
Stranger: hah xD yeah… are you from uk or something like that?
You: don’t think too long
Stranger: okeej..? :P
You: 3
Stranger: i have a number now
Stranger: nope
You: what was it?
Stranger: 2
Stranger: xD
Stranger: asl?
You: ohkay… let’s try again
You: this time 1-10
Stranger: okej xD
You: 7
Stranger: nope
You: aw…
You: what was it?
Stranger: :P
Stranger: 1
Stranger: haha xD
You: hmm… you’re unique
Stranger: why is that?
You: the number you chose could say more or less about you
Stranger: xD
You: I’m 27/m/sg
You: u?
Stranger: sg?
You: singapore
Stranger: oh :O cool xD
Stranger: eh.. 16 f sweden xD
You: wow sweden
You: I love europe
Stranger: haha xD
You: got facebook?
Stranger: yup xD
Stranger: everybody does…
Stranger: haha xD
You: what is it
You: okay the number game
You: 1-5… most people choses 3
You: normal, average people
You: can you guess why?
Stranger: haha xD they also choose 4
Stranger: cuz… its on the right side of the “middle”
Stranger: eh…
Stranger: no
Stranger: its in the middel?XD
You: yeah correct ;)
Stranger: haha
You: but 1-10, most people choose 7
You: or 8 in some cases
Stranger: cuz its in the middle of 5-10 and they are right handen
Stranger: xD
You: no
Stranger: no..?
You: because 7 is the “lucky number” in most cultures
Stranger: really…?
You: while 8 is the “lucky number” for most asians, namely chinese
Stranger: and japanese
You: those are what normal people choose
Stranger: 9 is a unlucky number
You: but your choice are not even close hahah something wrong with you
You: :))
Stranger: hahah xD
Stranger: i am unique and special like everyone else
Stranger: hahah
You: but it’s a good thing
You: 1-5 you choose lower than everyone else
You: you chose 2
Stranger: yup
You: 1-10 you choose the lowest
You: it could mean either two… you’re a very humble person
Stranger: humble? nooo… that cant be xD
You: or you’re very happy with everything the way they are
You: really?
Stranger: thats more like me xD
You: okay then… :P
You: so tell me about sweden
Stranger: eh… sweden… it’s boooring here…. the autumn is 6 months long
Stranger: and cooooold…
Stranger: very cold in the winter
Stranger: xD
You: boring? what?
You: you know I always wanted to feel the winter
You: we asian never had any…
Stranger: :O
You: well probably in japan and china
Stranger: i wnna go to asia!
You: but singapore and indonesia is near to the equator
Stranger: so its very hot..?
Stranger: xD
You: we only have two seasons here… dry and rain haha
Stranger: hahah xD i want it like that
Stranger: you always want what you don’t have
Stranger: …
You: yeah
You: anyway how do i call you
You: dri or ka or *** :P
Stranger: hahah xD my friends call me ***… or ***… or ***
Stranger: haha xD
You: I think I’ll just go with *** lol :))
You: I’m guessing you’re kind of tomboy aswell
You: judging by the way you chat
Stranger: haha xD im very like a tomboy
Stranger: how do you meen? xD
You: um… it’s kind of weird theory but… it does applied in the real world
You: I study abit about psychology
Stranger: tell me xD
Stranger: ohh nice xD
You: not the sigmund freud or any heavy stuff like that
You: it’s just a hobby
You: but… on both sides of gender
You: when a man have a very “high energy” and explosive with their emotions
Stranger: haha xD
You: he’s most likely gay
Stranger: yeah..?
You: you know those guys who said “oh my god” alot and waving their hands like crazy
Stranger: haha xD yup
You: you just can tell by their attitude
You: but not all men who does that are gay… some are more to their “feminine” side but still love women
You: women on the other hand…
You: those who have high energy like those men… are more likely lesbian…. or not lesbian but more to their “masculine” side… tomboys
Stranger: i’m a very sporty girl, who doesn’t like when guys says “oh, i don’t hit girls”… a feminist xD
You: yeah… so there you go :P
Stranger: its very hard for me to take a discussion like this on english haha xD
Stranger: there shouldn’t be a feminine side or a masculine
Stranger: everbody, woman or man, should be compared as equals
You: I agree on that… but like it or not, we are different
You: it’s not about who’s better than who… we’re just basically different
Stranger: i agree… but our rights in the society shouldnt be different
You: yeah I agree with that aswell
Stranger: haha xD
You: got another game
You: it’s a 10 questions game, I ask, we both answer, then you ask we both answer… 5 q each
Stranger: okej xD
Stranger: okej,
You: my turn
Stranger: :)
You: if you’re a color what would you be
Stranger: i would be green… bright (?) green xD
You: wow… naturalist, high enery and love the spotlight… I like it
Stranger: hahah xD
You: I would be black… I love elegance
You: ;)
You: your turn
Stranger: whats your luckynumber?
You: hum… 9
Stranger: :O
You: like a grade 1-10 it’s close to perfect 10… but the world isn’t perfect you know ;)
Stranger: thats bad i japan xD
Stranger: ohh… filosophic
You: luckily I’m not japanese :D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: 4 is also a bad number
Stranger: kyuu, 9 means death in japanese
You: how is that?
Stranger: dunno xD
You: okay my turn
You: what color is your eyes
Stranger: they’re brown xD
You: then… I could safely say you’re not a blonde :P
You: mine is black… like all asians
Stranger: nope
You: your turn
Stranger: whaaat..? can you have black eyes? xD
You: yeah of course… duh? :))
Stranger: haha xD
You: If I look at it very close they’re brown… but very dark so it appears black
Stranger: okej, i see
You: your turn now
Stranger: erhm.. let me see…
Stranger: what do you do for a living? xD
You: oh… I smuggle some illegal immigrants to sell them as slaves, mostly from south america and africa
You: it’s a stable income
Stranger: hahaha xD
Stranger: nice
You: nah… I’m a CG artist
Stranger: cg?
You: computer graphic
Stranger: ahaa… xD
You: that question is cheating you know… I can already guess you’re a student
You: :(
Stranger: yup, i’m a student xD
You: so you got penalty I took your fun point -1
You: :P
Stranger: :O
Stranger: damn you! xD
Stranger: haha
You: okay my turn
You: what would you do today if you find out tomorrow is your last day in the world
Stranger: omg… thats a hard question…
Stranger: probably, i would spend time with my loved ones… but i have always wanted to go to japan so i would taje the first flight to japan with my family
You: wow… really addicted to japan eh ;)
Stranger: i study japanese… thats why haha xD
You: that’s cool :D
Stranger: yeah
You: me… I would try to pay back to everyone who’s doing good things to me, saying goodbye to all my loved ones and finally do whatever craziest thing I could imagine… maybe like… dancing naked in front of the heavy traffict or bungee jumping 10 times… or go to everest and rest there
You: your turn
Stranger: haha xD thats sounds good too
Stranger: okey, what’s your most preciost (?) thing you own..?
You: my healthy body
You: I want to say my Iphone but it’s just trends :P
Stranger: haha xD everyone says their phone
You: hahah :D
You: what’s yours
You: your phone I bet :))
Stranger: yup
Stranger: besides that… all my memories
Stranger: xD
You: that’s cheating…. :P
You: no two answers :D
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: (a)
Stranger: haha xD
Stranger: i canät play a game without cheating
Stranger: can’t
You: okay I let you this time >:)
Stranger: hahah xD goodie
You: My last one
You: Imagine you’re feel craving for strawberries… and you’re stading in front of a strawberry fields but it has a very high fence…. what would you do?
Stranger: i would ram down the fence and live happily ever after with the strawberries!
Stranger: (a)
You: hehe… my fifth question is… how many strawberries you would took?
Stranger: all of them! then i would sell some for more then what they are worth, and become a millionare!
Stranger: hahah xD
You: wow… a naughty and greedy tomboy… o.0
You: :))
Stranger: always! haha xD
You: me… I would leave the fence unharmed… took whatever I need and leave
You: your turn
Stranger: nooo… you wouldn’t
Stranger: xD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: eh…
Stranger: let me see…
You: hey I’m a nice guy :P
Stranger: haha xD good! then i know nice guys exists
Stranger: if a “bad guy” kidnapes your family and a stranger and says “you can choose to save yor family or the stranger”. who would you save? :P
You: my family of course
Stranger: if its like… 20 strangers and one of your family members?
You: wow… this one’s tough
You: hmm…
You: I would say my family member
Stranger: really?
You: yes… they would be my priority
Stranger: i would save the strangers
You: but you don’t know the strangers… they could even hate you somehow
Stranger: i haven’t met them, so why should they? xD
You: quite logic :P
Stranger: i donät think i can live with the knowledge that i killed 20 innocent persons
You: you don’t kill the 20… you just trying to save your family :)
You: the killer is the bad guy isn’t he?
You: ;)
Stranger: yeah, but it is I who decides who will die
You: well I decide to save my family… :)
You: anyway the strawberry fields test
Stranger: haha xD
Stranger: yeah?
You: do you know what it means? :D
Stranger: nope..?
You: it’s part of a psychological test
Stranger: i sort of gussed that
Stranger: xD
You: meaning if you’re craving for… em… sexual desires… you’ll break all the rules and just gone wild with every men you can find o.0
Stranger: hahah xD that doesn’t sound like me
You: your result said differently :P
You: cool q game anyway I enjoy playing it with you
You: anyway what’s your major
Stranger: haha xD i agree
Stranger: language… xD
You: oh yeah the japanese language right
Stranger: im reading german, japanese and english
Stranger: yup
You: they have that kind of major in sweden highschool?
Stranger: haha xD yes, but its very rare
You: ours are like social science and nature science in highschool hahah
You: usually the smart ones goes to nature… while the slackers gone to the social XD
Stranger: haha xD
Stranger: ohh… i really dont like nature -_-’
You: can you guess which one I go to
Stranger: nature..?
Stranger: xD
Stranger: hehe
You: EEE wrong… I went to the social major haha
You: nature, they learn more about math, physics, chemistry and biology
You: while the social we only have memorized textbooks lol
Stranger: yeah..? xD
Stranger: i’m very good at math and all of the nature subjects… but it soooo boring xD
You: huh yeah… don’t waste your highschool time by being a nerd girl :D
Stranger: hahah xD
Stranger: a nerdy tomboy!
You: what is the craziest thing you ever did in your school?
Stranger: oh! i started a food fight! >:)
You: hahah awesome!
Stranger: yup! xD
Stranger: but not after… when we had to clean
Stranger: -_-’
You: ROFLMAO
You: did you get any detention or anything?
Stranger: nope (a)
Stranger: everyone likes me somehow…
You: food fight is considered very offensive here… you could get expelled in highschools here
Stranger: haha xD
Stranger: thats lame
You: Me… let see… I skipped some classes to play pool with my friends, went smoking and prank call some guys in our class
You: But the most craziest thing
You: my school principal went to the toilet to shit
You: the doors are locked right
You: I call my boys to gather round the toilet dor
You: I said 1…2…3 then we all bang the door over and over and over again very hard XD
Stranger: hahahah xD thats just mean
You: after we heard a “click” from the door
Stranger: but very funny
You: we all scrambling like shit ahahaha
You: one guy almost got busted because he got slipped in the main toilet room
Stranger: hahah xD
You: that is the most evil thing I ever did in highscholl hahaha
You: the principal went grumpy for couple of weeks later XD
Stranger: thats very evil! xD
You: well good ol days :)
You: anyway ***, got to go now
You: you’re kind of fun
Stranger: haha xD
Stranger: thanks ou to
You: how can I contact you again in future
Stranger: eh… msn?
Stranger: xD
You: cool
You: what’s your nick
You: and you said you have a facebook
Stranger: ***@hotmail.com
Stranger: xD
Stranger: hehe
You: okay nevermind :)
Stranger: i should go too…
Stranger: nice chatting with you :)
You: there I added your msn
Stranger: good xD byebye
Beauty Therapist (omegle)
You: what do you think about men wearing nail polish?
Stranger: depends what colour it is
You: clear ones
You: some businessman wear them I suppose and even went to pedicure and manicure
You: but what do you think about it
Stranger: yes i know i’m a beauty therapist
Stranger: loads of men come in
You: I had this debate with a girl friend of mine… she insisted that I should have my nails taken care of… I love to try new stuffs but I think men with nail polish are a little bit over-gayish don’t you think?
Stranger: its ok if they have a manicure/pedicure without polish but is slightly strange i spose
Stranger: yes u should just get them buffed which makes them shiney without polish
You: haha alrite…
Stranger: very random!
You: so you’re abeauty therapist
You: how far is the ratio between men and women that comes into your saloon nowadays?
You: more men these days?
Stranger: yes alot more men i would say for every 2 women there is one man! mostly for massage though!
You: crazy world huh? lol
You: anyway enough about beauty consulting
You: pick a number 1-5 don’t type
Stranger: ok
You: 3?
Stranger: nope
You: what was it?
Stranger: 4!
Stranger: i think you need to work on that haha
You: okay one more time this time 1-10
Stranger: okay
You: 7?
Stranger: no! 8
Stranger: where are you from?
You: hahah!
You: omg
You: do you know that most people choses 3 from 1-5
You: since well 3 is the perfectly, litterally the mid value
Stranger: well i’m not most people! i dont like odd numbers haha
You: hehe :P
You: can you guess what most people choose from 1-10?
Stranger: i have no idea! 5?
Stranger: or 7? like u said!
You: yes… 7 :P
You: now the numbers you choose could describe abit or less about you
You: as you’ve know… most people or “normal” guys choses 3 for 1-5 and 7 for 1-10
You: em… so you’re kind of less “normal”
You: omg… you’re not like going to ask me cam 2 cam for many times and asked for my yahoo account over and over again are you :/
Stranger: nooo i’m not like that i told u i’m not most people!
You: okay 1-5, 4 rite?
You: 3 are balanced people
You: good think you’re not 1 and 2 people
You: 4 is good, could mean either these two
You: you’re slightly ambitious than average person
You: or you’re slightly greedy than average person :P
Stranger: haha i prefer the 1st one! i like to take a risk!
Stranger: what number are you?
You: guess ;)
Stranger: 5?
You: :)
You: what’s your name?
Stranger: *** yours?
You: ***
You: ***… that name is directly taken from flowers
You: have you ever see one?
You: in real I mean
Stranger: yes i have them in my garden
You: oh wow
You: I underestimated you… :))
You: I love that flowers…
You: the white colors are kind of pure
You: and their smell is the nicest one amongst the other flowers
You: my father hates the smell tho :))
You: too strong he said lol
Stranger: haha well when the flower is turned into an aromatherapy oil it smells lovely and has some very useful properties!
You: really? tell me more about it
You: like what for example?
Stranger: antidepressant, calming, uplifting, relieves pain, helps dry sensitive skin and can fade scars and stretch marks
You: wow… you really know your stuffs well :)
You: so besides being a beauty therapist… how do you define “fun” within your own terms? What do you do for fun?
Stranger: gym, tap dancing and going for drinks with my friends u?
You: tap dancing huh? that’s pretty unique :)
You: I like trying new stuffs… whatever the stuff is, I love go clubbing get wild and meet some new people, I love to just sit, close my eyes and fully listen to my favorite musics and get drown with it
You: how do you do tap dancing actually? performing or within class? how do you feel when doing it… I mean unlike dancing in clubs, that’s really different
Stranger: yes i have been tap dancing since i was 5! i love clubbing!! in a class, this is gunna sound weird but i just dont really think in my head about the music my feet do all the work its like knowing a different language its second nature to me!
You: oh yeah I know that feeling… in the club when I’m done drinking and chit chatting…most of the time i just close my eyes… and slowly synchronizing my body movement to the beat… I started to get shivers… then I let go of all my mind… this is where it all started, my body felt free and it’s like got a mind of its own… sometimes I dance for hours… I don’t even know how I move I don’t care… it feels great… lol
You: have you ever perform on stage?
You: that feeling is unbeatable
You: not dancing
You: but just performing on stage, speaking or whatever
Stranger: i’ve done both! many times! its great i love the adrenalin rush before and after
You: wow…
You: you’re interesting person
You: which country are you on?
Stranger: thanks, England u?
You: indonesia
You: I have a friend in england
You: a highschool friend actually
You: she’s merried with a guy there at london
You: whatever she describe about england I love it very much
You: so say… england and tap dancing… you don’t have any connection with ireland are you?
Stranger: we are very far away from each other! nope but i wish i did, i love the irish accent!
You: I was imagining the irish tap dancing… those dance which the dancer only moves their feet with agility but not their upper part of the body :))
You: dunno what they call the dance
Stranger: riverdance or just irish dancing, you know michael flatley he does all of that
You: yeap… irish products are quite awesome
You: u2, corrs… and the riverdance
Stranger: and The Script!
Stranger: so how old are you?
You: 28
You: how about you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: so what time is it there at the moment?
You: woah you’re soo young
You: too young I could get arrested for being a paedophile :))
You: 18 and you’re working already?
You: shouldn’t you be in school or something?
Stranger: haha i doubt it! we are just having a normal conversation! plus i’m an adult!
Stranger: nope i have been through school and college
You: still in college?
You: well if you really love what you’re doing and put so much effort in it doesn’t really matter
Stranger: i’m in a full time job which is pretty amazing at these hard times with this stupid recession! what’s you’re job?
Stranger: your*
You: oh… sorry to hear that
You: I’m a CG artists
You: how to simply put it… I’m an artist but I use computer for my art
Stranger: oh so like graphics kind of thing
You: yeah basically we’re computer nerds aswell ;)
You: I do 3d graphics actually
You: it’s fun but really time demanding
Stranger: i love art! thats sounds like an interesting job, i expect you have to be very patient though
You: haha yes… patient agains nagging boss… the so called “art director” lol
You: the main problem with art is there’s no exact “right” and “wrong”
You: it’s all about taste
You: been doing this job for 6 years or so
You: dropped my college for this job
You: I love this job very much
You: but like i said… time demanding and it’s all a matter of taste
You: btw *** got to go now
You: is there any way I can contact you again in the future?
Stranger: yes do u have msn?
Stranger: or an email account?
You: sure, what’s your msn I’ll add you later on
You: they don’t install on this machine
Stranger: you will have 2 excuse it i made it when i was alot younger, jazzi_mad_49@hotmail.co.uk
You: hehe… catchy id :P
You: you are excused btw lol :))
You: okay then… I’ll talk to you later okay
Stranger: yes okay then bye :)
Omegle
skiing and skating
LC bar next door
So I just walking around the neighborhood, then suddenly the boss on the next office called me in front a bar.
He’s with a girl working for him. He greet me and invited me in, and I literally ignore the girl. But I can see she’s giggling and all those stuffs.
So we went in and have a drinks. I try to talk to her but I think I went praising her too much for being an engineer. Later then I asked my friend she’s probably already had a husband aswell.
After she excuse herself, the LC came. But I don’t really like her. Her voice sounds like a guy and she doesn’t smile much. But what the heck, she’s kind of cute anyway.
I tried different routines on her and I can see she’s not really interested. So I just think she’s not worth it anymore.
Later then came another LC. She’s more open and friendly.
First thing I did is the usual job interview mode. I ask her why she came to work in this country and all those stuffs.
I played a cold read number game on her. She liked it.
note to self : I asked her “do you like to play games” should’ve change it to “I got a game for you to play”
Later then I reward her by praising her genuine smile and explain to her about the smiles.
She touches my dimple when I smiled to her.
Then I call her nicknames “shy girl”
Then she try to defend herself “I’m not shy, I just met you, once I know you better than you’ll realize I’m not that shy.”
And later on she tried to kind of prove herself to me. Like she can dance, sing and cook. Wow.
Later on I told her to tell me about her country. And I ask her about what’s her favorite things on her country. She said food.
I told her I never had a taste of her country food not even once in my life.
Then she explain it to me that there’s a restaurant nearby that serves her country’s dish.
This is it. I said to her “I tell you what, you should bring me there sometimes”
“but I started work at 6 pm”
“then we can have a lunch there. Write down your number”
and I took a piece of paper from the song request form. I gave it to her and she said “I forgot my number, wait”
She took the paper and went to the back. I thought this is not working.
I try to fill my time with the guy-voiced LC but she’s kept acting bitchy. But somehow the boss is having a good time with her.
Moments later I went to the back to the toilet and I bumped into her handing me over the paper with her name and number. YES!
I took a piss and she’s gone. Want to stick around and talk to her for couple of minutes so I don’t get the impression I just wanted her number. But she’s not anywhere to find. So I told the guy-voiced LC “I got to go, tell her I’m sorry I can’t hear her sing because I got to go back to my office” I excuse myself from the boss and went.
Tomorrow I’ll set up day 2 by asking her for the lunch.
St James
Yesterday I went into the most crowded clubbing place at singapore, St. James Powerstation. The place was not as big as Zouk, but there’re at least 4 different clubs there in one building.
So my co worker brought two girls (HBPony and HBCutie) to the office and invited me to go there. They went there first and I catched up later. The girls seems to feel they’ve higher value or something, they don’t even acknowledge my existence. lol.
First set was outside the club. I was waiting for another friend of mine. There’re 3 girls there talking to themselves.
My english went a little bit fucked up on this one. But one of them was kind of hooked at first, she lean in to me and I kept leaning back, but slowly she lost her interest since I don’t talk clearly in English.
I have to repeat myself couple of times to her and right at the third or so she already displayed IOD. Went to the bestfriend routines and they’re just starting to get annoyed with it so I ejected the set.
Once I rendesvouz with my friend I went inside and do some more warm ups with the waitress. I talk to her and bought a shot. Then I told her “If you can make him buy a shot from you I’ll buy another one”
She really attempt to persuade him to buy a shot from her. lol. I told her “you’re not trying hard enough. Don’t you think my friend is cute? Try it again, who knows you’ll get married or something. Look at him you both will be a perfect match” she went blushing on this, giggling and stuff. Then re-attempt to make my friend buy a shot. My friend just stood there giggling and saying no no.
After that, I try to talk to her again she said “I need to get my cup back”. She broadcasted some IODs. So I finish my shot and give her cup back.
Then out of nowhere there’s this big, huge guy stared at me and offered his hand. The coolest thing is, I’m not even intimidated by him. At all!
So I offered him my hands and we shook hands. His grip is very hard, like he was trying to prove something. I just kept smiling and befriend him. Exchanged names and off he go.
With this incident, I think I’m quite prepared for AMOGing tactics on mixed sets soon enough!
Then my friend went to the other place, meeting his other friends. I stick to the place and went scouting other clubs aswell.
At the lounge I spotted a HB. So heck why not. I asked her with the legs shaving routine. She went hooked with it. But later on I see a guy went talking to her. Either her friend or boyfriend I don’t know. Ejected the set again.
On the other club I spotted a set, alone. I went pass her once but I turn back and went to her. I tested a direct routine on her. “I think you’re cute. If I don’t just come here and asked your name I’m gonna regret it for my whole life”. Again. She asked me to repeat it. We exchange name but IOD broadcasted. Ejected the set.
After that my friend appeared with his group. I reintroduce myself to the 2 girls (HBPony and HBCutie) and the new girl (HBTall) and guys. I lead them in and they just sit there doing nothing.
I can see my friend is a very natural. I look how he talk how she’s very comfortable with his presence and him kinoing her all the time. Cheeck pinch and all those stuffs. I learn alot from his actions.
Later on I try to lower the girls value. I invited my friend to the dance floor. My friend said we should invite the girls. So I went back and asked them dance couple of times and they said no. I just said “oh man you guys are boring!”
So I went dancing for couple of minutes and attempt dance floor pickups. I’m abit rusty I think. Or I should read more of sleazy’s FR again. None hooked. So I went back to the table.
The other guys? they just sit there and do nothing at all.
Then my other frined came. I went outside back and forth. I almost get caught in a fight with the bodyguard because I just unlock the entrance chain myself. He went to me and said “Don’t make me look bad in front of my boss”. Holy crap. He seems very pissed about it.
I just said “Oh okay, I’m sorry but I’m in a rush”. Then I pat his arm and elbows and said “thank you”. My friend turn out got lost in either one of the club and confused in which club am I. So later on we finally meet up. You know what’s cool? The bodyguard let myfriend in without having to buy the entrance ticket. Lol.
After I brought my friend to the group, they exchange names and stuffs. He just sit there and do nothing. He said he wanted to learn, the opportunity is big with the girls my other friend bring. Yet. He just sit there!
We went looking around the clubs. And my friend still wont open any set. He said he need some clue on how to do it. So I opened another set. HBBlondie. But again, rejected. Similar cause as the previous ones, I suppose.
After that we rejoin our group. Chit chat a little bit. I went bought a drink at the bar, and try to pickup the waitress there. Man singapore nightclub waitresses are tough! I manage to make her giggle and stuff but I really trying hard to make it so.
The waitress with the shot glasses went around again, but she’s a different girl. So I just teasing her and make her giggle for my social proof in front of our group girls.
Then I went dancing around and approach the cutest one in our group. Offered my hand and she took it. I lead her to the dance floor, but she seems so insecure with it. Just a moment later she asked to go back to the table. Then I neg her about her dancing style. They’re just laughing and stuff.
while the HBCutie just sit there with one guy and just talking. I neg her by imitating her chin to fist resting and making faces. She laughed.
Then my friend went told me that HBTall is quite a drinker. So I said that to her, and challenge her for a drinking bet. She was excited. But I don’t know any drinking bet games. So I made something up and she’s not interested with it lol.
Sometimes afterthat, the new guys and the girls went off. Now there’s only three of us left. My friend then challenged me to open HBNegro. Fine. Opened them. But yet again. I started to think that my english isn’t the only cause for this.
The last club we went is the powerhouse. The place was damn so fucking crowded. Don’t even think about dancing on the dancefloor here. You can get suffocated if you’re weak or got an asthma or something. The songs was great! So I really enjoyed this place so much. I don’t care if I don’t get any close that night anymore.
So I just went dancing around. But spotted HBShorty, HBEnergy, and HBHug there.
I try to maintain eyecontact with HBShorty, as I’ve noticed she stole some glances at me. So after couple of ECs I went in and try another different opener on her “Are we gonna keep flirting with eyes or are you gonna give me your names now?”
she just shrugged her head. But afterwards I still notice her stealing glances at me. Whatever. It’s her loss anyway. lol. I went back and dancing with my friend again.
On my back there’s this HBEnergy. She’s dancing solo all along. Her dance was quite energetic and I’ve noticed couple of different guys already attempted to pick her up. Some direct, some doing dance pickup but none successful.
Then suddenly my friend said to me “you’re boring man!”. Out of nowhere I pat HBEnergy’s hand and asked her “he thinks I’m boring. What do you think?”. She stops for awhile, but went dancing around again.
My other friend got lost in the crowd. He went back in panicked manner lol. “hey man you got to try this! There’s this girl, I hugged her without saying anything! Come!”
So I followed him and went to HBHug. Eh why not. Pat her shoulder and asked “what’s your name?” She pretended I don’t exist. Lol. That would be my last set that night.
Current situations :
- I don’t feel any approach anxiety at all
- rejections? ROFLMAO. Fuck it.
- I’m quite comfortable doing both direct and indirect now
What’s need to be fixed :
- English. English. English.
- I should try more bold ballsy manners, grabbing her waist and pull her to me in clubs.
- Read some Sleazy’s FRs on how he done his.
- Openers are only for day games. Don’t you think?
- I don’t think I have gone to enough comfort with the girls in my group.
- still obsessed with number of sets I’ve opened. But what the hell. 7 pure sets. Wohoo!
shit test is a good sign
They’re having a converation. Shouldn’t nod and bend my posture to walk across them. Should’ve just walk and say “excuse me ladies”.
Then when they’re finished, she just went next to me and started the shit test. Shit test means she have considered you as a sexual threat and starting the screening process of whether you’re a potential suitor or not.
Her : “What happen to your hair?”
Me : “What?”
Her : “Why does your hair all standing up and messy?”
Me : “It’s the latest fashion”
Smiled and ECed her. She laughed. Passed the test.
Got a date with HB9
[17:00] Me: woof woof
[17:01] Her: hehe yo
[17:02] Me: zouk mantab bah
[17:02] Me: any other reccomendation?
[17:02] Me: lo masih di sing kan
[17:02] Meebo Message: Could not IM buddy
[17:04] Her: umm
[17:04] Her: attica?
[17:04] Her: clarke quay
[17:04] Her: gw ga demen tempat clubbing di singapore
[17:04] Her: bosen
[17:04] Her: it’s the crowd that u bring nt where u go
[17:04] Her: haha
[17:04] Her: enakan live band tuh
[17:04] Her: kalo loe demen
[17:05] Her: gw ada bbrp tpt
[17:05] Me: btw congratulations
[17:09] Her: fr what?
[17:13] Her: loe kapan mau ke sg ?
[17:14] Me: you just got a promotion… your rank now is my tour guide. You also got a bonus… I will allow you buy me a drink
[17:14] Me: Gue lagi di singapore… 6 bulan
[17:14] Her: haha i will pretend i didnt just read that
[17:14] Me: but you did
[17:15] Her: oyah loe kerjaan lagi di post disini?
[17:15] Her: yes i did.. thats why i said “pretend”
[17:15] Me: akhir bulan ini gue mesti balik… status gue masih imigran gelap… permit gue belon keluar
[17:15] Me: so… next month’s weekend?
[17:16] Her: hahahah
[17:16] Her: sure why nt
[17:16] Her: haha
[17:16] Her: akhir juli yah
[17:17] Me: I’ll call you later then
[17:18] Her: alright
[17:18] Her: gtg
[17:18] Her: late lunch
[17:19] Me: okay… go n have a feast…
[17:19] Her: hehe
[17:19] Her: cya ard
Singapore first week
Well, here I am, in Singapore. The pickup art training does give me alot in return. All those humiliations, sweat and headaches, now I feel myself capable of being more adaptable smoothly. I’m not afraid opening conversations or even making jokes out from the conversations. I don’t feel fear of hurting people anymore. In the wrong hand, this kind of power could make some damage tho. I feel like I did some damages, but I don’t really care about it anymore. They usually forget on the next days.
The accountant of our office, she’s kind of cute, altho much older than me, perhaps near 40. I don’t feel anxiety approaching her and try to make conversation with her. Altho some of my topics bored her anyways, but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I made her laugh couple of times. And sometimes I just don’t care whether I display approval seeking to her or not, I just react to her feedbacks.
The boss, I think I offended her by saying I don’t remember her at all. And seems like she’s ignoring me all the time now. But who gives a shit. I got the crews to mingle anyway.
The gathering, wow, it’s kind of awesome. I don’t feel awkward, meet new people I’ve never met before. They’re kind of cool guys. But when the ladies come, I got the approach anxiety again. I don’t know why. But got wasted anyway, and humiliated myself in front of the guys by pissing my pants and blabbering and making fun of myself. The next day I’m quite aware of what I did last night, but I don’t think I care anymore. I had a real blast of fun.
My dad came here aswell, for work arrangement or something. Waited at the city hall, there I spotted bunch of kids, schoolgirls actually. Well, why not, let’s just test my new opener.
I make a connection with her buying her bracelets. Then I wait for my dad by scouting the area a little bit. When we met she offered me the bracelet again.
Me : “Didn’t I just buy TWO bracelet from you?”
Her : “Oh yes, I’m sorry I forgot”
Me : “Nevermind. Anyway since I’ve bought TWO bracelet from you, now would you kindly take a picture of us?”
Her : “Ok”
she said it with giggles. I hand her my cellphone and she took a picture of us. She showed me the result.
Me : “What? I usually look very good in pictures. Something wrong with your picture taking technique”
She looks kind of afraid and becomes very insecure with it.
Her : “Ok so another shot, is that ok?”
So I pose with my dad and she took another picture. I look at the picture and I smiled at her.
Me : “Okay this is good. Do you want to take a picture with US?”
and she LOLed.
Her : “No, no of course not”
Me : “Okay, then, thank you, see you later!”
I smiled and went inside the mall. Window shopping and chit chat with my dad. Then when we pass her again, I ECed her and smiled, she LOLed. I don’t think she can control herself right now. But she’s a kid, so this is far enough. At least I know my routine work quite well. Overall she had taken an emotional roller coaster. From laughing, fear, blush and laugh again. This is good process.
After that we took a bite at japanese restaurant. There, an old lady working as a waitress, but more of a janitor, she took care of the trash and clean up the table. I ECed her, then smiled. These kind of people needed the attention, and it just mean so much to her. She treat me like a king, a nobleman. She offered me any help she can do for me. Looking for the table, clean them up for me, and offered me a free drink.
I said thank you while kinoing her, non sexually of course, like patting her back. While she was kind of aggressive and debated another customer next to me. She yelled at her. But she changes her attitude 180 degrees towards me. I give her my value. I show that somebody actually care. She gave her value to me. Giving me more attention. While nobody else give a fuck about her.
Next thing I tried the first routine to a HB9 waitress at a restaurant next to the river. But she didn’t speak english well. And I think she overheard me mocking her funny voice when she talk.
Other important thing, I don’t give a fuck anymore. If I need an information I’ll just ask anyone available near me. This is awesome experience.
Shit test? Mindfuck? Or sincerety?
(12:38:31 AM) Her: ***…
(12:38:34 AM) Her: gi apaaaa?
(12:39:00 AM) Me: ya
(12:39:09 AM) Me: lagi browsing2
(12:39:12 AM) Me: kenapa?
(12:39:36 AM) Her: kuangen
(12:39:41 AM) Her: :)
(12:39:48 AM) Her: :”>
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